Funny Thomas

Tonight at dinner, we were discussing less-common varieties of meat, one of which was rabbit. Anna was worried that she shouldn't eat rabbit since she's allergic to it, but Kris reminded her that it was only the fur she is allergic to and that the meat is the good part. At that moment, Thomas piped up: "The tastiest part is the belly button!"


As I was brushing his teeth, Thomas pointed to the pictures of Big Bird and Elmo on his toothpaste. "Mommy, does this toothpaste have Elmo skin in it?"

"No, Thomas, there's no Elmo skin in your toothpaste."

"What about bird feet?"

"No, Thomas, it doesn't contain bird feet either."

Whew! What a relief!